Tried to play the game, but it downloaded some content and then froze on an attempt to connect with the Steam API client.

what I said!

I have zero pay to win and 90x speed and 72 price multipliers. Default shop takes 5.56 seconds. I guess all the whiny babies wasted all their coins

It took me about 30 hours of gameplay spread across three months. That's how long it took me to finish all the in-game achievements. Pretty sure it should be much faster than that, but I did play the game casually. Only play the game once a day, to spent money accumulated the day before, and then turn it off until the next day....

How do you get it? I've produced enough cookies to get all the in-game achievements for Eat Town.