Okay, one more.

This resolves an issue where certain DLC2 item descriptions would cause an error if fully upgraded.

If you encounter this or any other bugs, as always, please let me know with an email to support@loveconquersallgames.com right away and I'll look into it!

​Well... a minor update for y'all, anyway. For us, oh boy, this one represents a lot of work.

This update brings the game in line with the console ports, including various minor rendering issues, a longstanding issue with Autoheal.app, some deeply obscure crashes, and some performance updates that will be trivial on most computers but very large on lower spec hardware. It also enables a new scaling mode for non-1080p high resolution screens that I think should be good enough in most cases. Plus, we finally implemented some voice barks on game start that we always wanted in there but somehow never had time for until now.

If you encounter any bugs, as always, please let me know with an email to support@loveconquersallgames.com right away and I'll look into it!​

Hey... can you keep a secret? Everyone knows that Sam Anon was the cool goth megababe healer in the party that defeated the Machine Devil, but did you also know her real name is secretly Princess Sam Under Heaven? That's right! The princess herself! She helped keep the party alive and fighting with her support and ravage abilities—who knows what powerful magic you could gain from this trinket of an all new legendary hero? This cute lesbian disaster has famously proven she'll join you on any road trip you tell her to... but getting to spread out her legs and rest at your desk would be nice too.

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That's right! We're doing one more plushie in collaboration with Makeship, this one of Sam from Get in the Car, Loser! I've been holding onto the prototype of this one for a bit now and I'm really happy with how she turned out... I wouldn't be making these if I wasn't excited about them too! Man. She's so cute. Look, it's OUR GIRL! ...anyway. The way Makeship works is that they take crowdfunded preorders and only make that many, and they'll need to get 200 orders to make it happen. It'll cost $29.99 and the campaign will be running for all of Pride Month until July 2![www.makeship.com]

Plus... we've got one more bit of news! This one's huge!

BECAUSE YOU ASKED FOR IT! For basically three years nonstop! The summer road trip adventure is NOW PORTABLE! Coming to the Nintendo Switch™ this September, this special edition includes all four chapters of the battle to fight the Machine Devil, plus the bonus beach DLC Battle on the Big Boardwalk, and the culminating final extra story DLC Fate of Another World!

I'm really excited about this one, this is my first-ever console release, so I'm a little starstruck that it's actually real!

If you wanna get an email about it when it comes out, you can sign up for that here![news.loveconquersallgames.com]

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Wow, it's been nearly a year since the last time I wrote one of these notes! This update fixes the following issues:

• Autoheal app would linger forever on the permissions screen.
  
• Added some guard rails around a rare bug where the K Fatal Crown enemy would perform the ability warning indefinitely, soft locking the game. Since the conditions of the bug couldn't be replicated, if you do still encounter it, any information would be extremely helpful!
  
• Some very short Sam lines of dialogue would render the speech bubble trail wrong.
  
• Various typographical errors.

If you encounter this or any other issue, please let me know with an email to support@loveconquersallgames.com right away and I'll look into it!

​This update fixes an issue where Zantetsuken (DLC1) would fail to kill Twicefool (DLC2) if the blue side was active. If you encounter this or any other issue, please let me know with an email to support@loveconquersallgames.com right away and I'll look into it!​

​This update fixes the following issues:

• Certain old save files were not loaded correctly.
  
• Using A Knife on the Tengineer enemy would cause the game to crash. (DLC2)

If you encounter this or any other issue, please let me know with an email to support@loveconquersallgames.com right away and I'll look into it!​

MEET YOUR FAVOURITE HERO'S FAVOURITE HERO: Emily Harmless used to be an activist, a librarian, and a scholar... but she had to put that all aside when she was chosen by fate itself as the warrior who must seal away the Machine Devil. Is there any hope for her to find peace in the burning ruins of her world after carrying out the heavens’ mission?

We've just released our second DLC chapter that picks up the story of Get in the Car, Loser! from right after the final boss fight. Clocking in at 4-6 hours long, it features even more content than one of our normal chapters, two new party members with Emily's unique full-power Sword of Fate super meter, five new enemy types, two new bosses, an all new progression system, a new soundtrack both in battle and on the road... and shocking divine truths.

Over the past year of updating GITCL and working on this new chapter, we've tried to channel everything we've learned into the new battles and mechanics, and I'm really proud of the result—I personally think this one's got some of our most interesting fights yet, and I've put my whole heart into the writing on this one—I'm very excited to share the story of Emily Harmless, Prince Sam, and Jo of the Mountain with you all. You can learn more about The Fate of Another World and your new heroes here!

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1759520/Get_In_The_Car_Loser__The_Fate_of_Another_World/

This update fixes a bug where certain old save files could crash the game on load. If you encounter this or any other issue, please let me know with an email to support@loveconquersallgames.com right away and I'll look into it!

​This update fixes an issue where the game wouldn't start if the system locale was set to Turkish. If you encounter this or any other issue, please let me know with an email to support@loveconquersallgames.com right away and I'll look into it!​