Amazing, Showstopping. As I played it, I went so hard. The way that fairy talks dirty to me was amazing. I simply could not hold back on my inner urges. When those cousins got freaky, I wanted to join them, sweet home Alabama style. I started releasing my demons right there and then, and when Polly came on screen, I wanted to take all 8 inches of womanhood. 

I like the sexy ladies and I like the puzzle stuff, this is what life is all about.

A colossal downgrade from the original in every way that matters. I tried to stick with it hoping it would improve at some point, I really did, but it's bad.

The gameplay is worse. The "Double Date" mechanic is insanely annoying, adds lots of complexity without any actual increase in fun or sense of reward, and subtracts from the original formula. Items are annoying, and most are worthless and not worth the energy to use them. The game will screw you with RNG beyond your control without remorse.

The new characters are terrible. Their personalities are all insufferable. It's like they didn't even try to make them remotely likable. At least the fairy girl is back, and she's cool.

The system that gives you penalties for getting to know the girls makes no sense. Why would they think penalizing you for talking to the girls a lot was a good idea?

To add insult to injury, cloud saves aren't supported.

Nothing about this game is an upgrade from the original, and it's loaded with downgrades and frustrating mechanics that were added without any rhyme or reason. I was looking forward to this game, but the dev doesn't deserve your money if this is their idea of a proper sequel.

After attempting for several hours to download this game illegally through various questionable Russian websites and possibly giving my PC Turbo-AIDS, I decided to simply purchase the game at full price from the Steam marketplace, as I had an extreme urge to jack off.

Like the original, this game is notable for its ability to be played with only one hand, something very convenient for a person such as myself, who uses their left hand for extracurricular activities, despite being right-handed.

The only 2 gripes I have with the game are as follows:

1) The game's tutorial fails to teach you how to use date gifts, something I was forced to look-up online.

2) During the sexy-funtime round preceding the naked images received of the characters, their bras don't come off as they did in the first game. As an FBI (Female Body Inspector) agent, this was very disappointing for me.

In conclusion, this game is very worthwhile if you're in the market for a unique method of masturbation. Zoey is best girl.

Ang lupet

puzzle good the sauce kinda sucked tho

ok

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