I don't know if it's because the game's fallen into disrepair after so many years of no updates, but I cannot start a fire no matter what I do, I've tried 6 times already, all on different lives, and I could never get it to spark a fire, no matter how hard I tried, the sparks just don't light anything.

I looked up a tutorial just to check I wasn't being stupid, and sure enough, it worked 2 years ago, not working for me now.