Valheim

Valheim

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Way to0 EaSY... way to many bugs and lags...
Just finished the full ran with my friend.
I remember valheim in 2021, it was very hard, so much death on bosses and mobs.
In this run we had about 20 deaths on mobs and glitchy terrain\textures etc...
We had some deaths on bosse due to greed.
But, we finished all the bosses in the single try, no wipes at all.
Queen boss was the hardest for sure but still wat too easy.
Fader boss is a joke, we made 3 shileds and his meteor shower did nothing, his hits are about 15-20 under bonemass and 140 armor set and only his fire earth attack dealt some damage. 2 of us killed him in 5-7min or so. Very easy boss fight, perhaps the easiest one in the whole game.
And the last biom is so glichy. bugged and lagged as hell.
The devs earned so much money ("they r rich as Ilon Musk already") and cant hire some proper programmers to make new bioms or builds. So greedy behaviour by these nords.
IM DISAPPOINTED.
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Nerd 5 Jan @ 6:21am 
Very entertaining bait. Thanks.
Originally posted by Nerd:
Very entertaining bait. Thanks.
What bait, r u kidding me? Where did i say something not true?...
Soma 5 Jan @ 7:31am 
Originally posted by K. Hauzer:
Originally posted by Nerd:
Very entertaining bait. Thanks.
What bait, r u kidding me? Where did i say something not true?...

He probably thought you said "So greedy behavior by these nerds" and took it personally.
Originally posted by K. Hauzer:
Just finished the full ran with my friend.
I remember valheim in 2021, it was very hard, so much death on bosses and mobs.
In this run we had about 20 deaths on mobs and glitchy terrain\textures etc...
We had some deaths on bosse due to greed.
But, we finished all the bosses in the single try, no wipes at all.
Queen boss was the hardest for sure but still wat too easy.
Fader boss is a joke, we made 3 shileds and his meteor shower did nothing, his hits are about 15-20 under bonemass and 140 armor set and only his fire earth attack dealt some damage. 2 of us killed him in 5-7min or so. Very easy boss fight, perhaps the easiest one in the whole game.
And the last biom is so glichy. bugged and lagged as hell.
The devs earned so much money ("they r rich as Ilon Musk already") and cant hire some proper programmers to make new bioms or builds. So greedy behaviour by these nords.
IM DISAPPOINTED.
You've come to the wrong place. Go to the store, find the game and leave your review there.
Zatarra 5 Jan @ 7:57am 
Private profile. Unlikely story. Troll fails.
I'm so disappointed.
Originally posted by Zatarra:
Private profile. Unlikely story. Troll fails.
I'm so disappointed.
How exactly a priv prof trolls u m8?...
Originally posted by adritheonly:
Originally posted by K. Hauzer:
Just finished the full ran with my friend.
I remember valheim in 2021, it was very hard, so much death on bosses and mobs.
In this run we had about 20 deaths on mobs and glitchy terrain\textures etc...
We had some deaths on bosse due to greed.
But, we finished all the bosses in the single try, no wipes at all.
Queen boss was the hardest for sure but still wat too easy.
Fader boss is a joke, we made 3 shileds and his meteor shower did nothing, his hits are about 15-20 under bonemass and 140 armor set and only his fire earth attack dealt some damage. 2 of us killed him in 5-7min or so. Very easy boss fight, perhaps the easiest one in the whole game.
And the last biom is so glichy. bugged and lagged as hell.
The devs earned so much money ("they r rich as Ilon Musk already") and cant hire some proper programmers to make new bioms or builds. So greedy behaviour by these nords.
IM DISAPPOINTED.
You've come to the wrong place. Go to the store, find the game and leave your review there.
Isnt steam a store m8?
Something wrong with u guys, no objection points, no constructive speach, only troll farts =)
Nerd 5 Jan @ 8:15am 
Originally posted by K. Hauzer:
Something wrong with u guys, no objection points, no constructive speach, only troll farts =)
That statement from you after your op is comedy gold.
Originally posted by Nerd:
Originally posted by K. Hauzer:
Something wrong with u guys, no objection points, no constructive speach, only troll farts =)
That statement from you after your op is comedy gold.
Ohh another one.
very good OP. 50 Points to hufflepuff for beating the game on normal difficulty and only dying around 20 times. Kids these days.
Originally posted by Mineralwasser:
very good OP. 50 Points to hufflepuff for beating the game on normal difficulty and only dying around 20 times. Kids these days.
I take your point, i thought about playing it on hard or hardest, and yes, we played on normal.
But, when i recaped my all in all exp in this game i remembered that it is very buggy and unforgiving with a real irritating death penalty.
So we decideded to play on normal to take actual benefit and emotional from playthrough but...
When we started ashlands (it was our first play through this biom) it was really amazing exp from landing and manuvering through see rocks. It was really fun. ANd that welcome party on the shore at NIGHT =)) yes, it was good. It was about 20 mins total...
BUT, after we started exploring ashlands, it is really bad programmed (a lot of sound glitching, music swallowing, mobs corpses vanish, mobs teleport, spawns right after your back from nowhere, like in stalker 2 =)).
Also it is badly designed after shore. The boss fight is a joke, i wasnt trolling or something, it is no challenge at all.
I mean, they managed to sell 27mln copies and made about 0.5 billin dollars gross or so. There was 8 months from release and that biom is in a such bad state .... SHAME
Last edited by K. Hauzer; 5 Jan @ 8:50am
Originally posted by K. Hauzer:
Originally posted by Mineralwasser:
very good OP. 50 Points to hufflepuff for beating the game on normal difficulty and only dying around 20 times. Kids these days.
I take your point, i thought about playing it on hard or hardest, and yes, we played on normal.
But, when i recaped my all in all exp in this game i remembered that it is very buggy and unforgiving with a real irritating death penalty.
So we decideded to play on normal to take actual benefit and emotional from playthrough but...
When we started ashlands (it was our first play through this biom) it was really amazing exp from landing and manuvering through see rocks. It was really fun. ANd that welcome party on the shore at NIGHT =)) yes, it was good. It was about 20 mins total...
BUT, after we started exploring ashlands, it is really bad programmed (a lot of sound glitching, music swallowing, mobs corpses vanish, mobs teleport, spawns right after your back from nowhere, like in stalker 2 =)).
Also it is badly designed after shore. The boss fight is a joke, i wasnt trolling or something, it is no challenge at all.
I mean, they managed to sell 27mln copies and made about 0.5 billin dollars gross or so. There was 8 months from release and that biom is in a such bad state .... SHAME

And BUGS in an early access game? Bugs and glitches? How dare these developers.
You know you can adjust 2 sliders. Make it hard and reduce death penalty. But nobody can be botherd with this. Congratz for beating the game on normal. Somebody provide this guy some kind of reward for his bravery in the name of house hufflepuff. Maybe some clownpoints would be fitting.
Last edited by Mineralwasser; 5 Jan @ 9:01am
lol obvious bait
Sending you a clown in spirit, because you deserve nothing :dexter:
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