Just unlocked the witch. Played each character once so far, lost with the thief and the engineer. And I'm bored to death. The cards are so plain and the deck is so hideously small that there's always only one way to play each round, and every round plays the same. I like the presentation and the humor but this has been my experience so far: "Oh look, I rolled a 5. Had I rolled a 6 that one giant ass card I have would put a static on my opponent in addition to doing 6 damage. But I only rolled a 5 so it d...

I got hit by an attack that says miss on character with shield and it still hit cactus anyway? Does cactus not count as having shield?

Is it just me or does the RNG in this game really not seem very RNG? i am pretty sure the game cheats you very often

Most roguelites have that one impossible joke character, is she it? I'm not seeing much indication besides her being a wannabe influencer. But she's really terrible. The idea is novel, but executed with the grace of a hippo.

Having to toss away items you grabbed each fight means youre constantly ruin any build you might have coooked up. (which is half the fun of roguelikes). Theres got to be some way to balance it so its still fun and unique.