Connection terminated.

I'm sorry to interrupt you HypePlex, if you still even remember that name, but I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive more DLC, nor have you been called here by the antagonist you assumed, although you have indeed been called.

You have all been called here, into a forum of glitches and clips, misinformation and misfortune. A forum with no exit, a thread with no unsubscribe. You don't even realize that you're trapped. Your lust for lore has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of Ruin news in some unseen chamber always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends.

And to you, my brave moderators, who somehow still had this job listing, not intended for you. Although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want, I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well, I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away, as the agony of every megathread should. And to you regulars trapped in the comments, be still, and give up your accounts, they don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more, waiting for you after the lock clears. Although for one of you, the darkest pit of FNaF Twitter has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the theorists waiting, old friend.