Recommended

Thief Simulator offers a unique and surprisingly engaging take on the stealth genre. Planning break-ins, observing routines, and using various tools to pull off heists creates a satisfying gameplay loop that balances strategy with experimentation.

What I liked:

Creative freedom in how you approach each job

A variety of tools and upgrades that unlock new possibilities

Realistic day/night cycles and NPC behaviors that add depth

A fun, slightly tongue-in-cheek tone that keeps things light

What could be better:

Driving feels stiff and unpolished

AI reactions can be inconsistent

Some later missions become a bit repetitive

Despite some rough spots, this is a solid and enjoyable sandbox stealth game. If you're looking for something different from traditional action games—and don’t mind playing from the other side of the law—Thief Simulator is worth a try.

It is okay game. Not the best but maybe that was me.
---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Game Size}---
☐ Floppy Disk
☑ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{Difficulty}---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Story}---
☐ No Story
☑ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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---{Author}---
☑ Mr. Wulf

Thank you.
This game teached me how to steal things from people and beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of them
10/10