— Геймер, ми зробили гру з сюжетом.
— Окей, тільки я 5 годин бігаю й качаю рівень, щоб противники в квесті мене не вбивали з двох ударів.

Assassin’s Creed Origins is more than just a game—it’s a breathtaking journey into ancient Egypt, a living museum where every dune, temple, and bustling street tells a story. It revitalized the franchise by merging historical immersion with deep RPG mechanics in a way few games have achieved.

The most striking feature is its unparalleled depiction of Egyptian culture and history. From the grandeur of the pyramids to the Nile’s tranquil banks, every detail feels handcrafted with care. The Discovery Tour mode even allows you to explore it purely as an interactive historical experience.

Bayek, the protagonist, is one of the franchise’s finest characters—a man driven by grief and duty, whose journey leads to the birth of the Assassin Brotherhood. His story, paired with Sarah Schachner’s hauntingly beautiful soundtrack, creates an emotional weight that elevates the game far beyond typical action titles.

💡 Tip: Play it slowly. Wander the deserts at sunset, sail the Nile under the stars, and let the music sink in. Origins isn’t just a game; it’s an artful voyage through history that rewards those who take their time.

✅ Why Origins is uniquely special:
Unmatched recreation of ancient Egypt (feels like stepping into history)
Bayek’s deeply emotional character arc
Masterful soundtrack enhancing immersion
Perfect RPG-stealth balance, modern yet true to the series roots
Discovery Tour mode as an educational, interactive experience

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑️ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑️ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh..
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑️ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑️ Teens
☑️ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑️ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☑️ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑️ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑️ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑️ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑️ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑️ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑️ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
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☐ 10

Terrible audio quality. I genuinely don't know how this game got away with such diamond compressed audio. Turned me off from the rest of the game.