UFOキャッチャー楽しい代わりに一瞬で数千円消えるから怖いぜ！ 

 

The Usual 500 Yen? (Inside Joke) 

My Daily Prayer Wishing To Be Abducted By Some Unhinged Yandere Lady Who Will Lock Me Up In Her Basement 

Welcome Home Nya Master~ 

I Won't Lewd The Dog Girl.I Won't Lewd The Dog Girl.I Won't Lewd The Dog Girl.I Won't Lewd The Dog Girl. I Will Lewd The Dog Girl. 

 

"Please Don't Bully Me. I Might ♥♥♥" 

"Sunao ni I LOVE YOU! todokeyou~ Kitto YOU LOVE ME! tsutawaru sa~ Kimi ni niau GLASS no kutsu wo sagasou" 

Meanwhile My Government Is Planning On Raising VAT to 17% ... Really Epoc >_<