First and foremost, I'd like to say I'm all for lewd characters in games that aren't lewd, as this game is. I do however have many complaints with this game:

Starting small, calling this a Metroidvania? Within minutes it is apparent this game is a RE-Style Survival Horror. Yes RE-Style and Metroidvanias have a fair bit of overlap in terms of style and mechanics, but Metroidvania it is definitely not, unless you consider every Resident Evil to be a metroidvania.

The game doesn't launch out of the box. Yup. You get nothing unless you go into your steam launch options and type --windowed Just an extra way to make the game more challenging, I presume.

In a casual playthrough, the start of the game requires a perfect headshot accuracy, which isn't very approachable for any game, as even good players are getting used to their sensitivity and the size and shape of all (2) enemies.

Limited saves can be a very tense and interesting way to spice up the gameplay of anygame. However with the troll-style level design, the confusing layout (I will get to that later), and all the respawning enemies, it just comes off as mean spirited and a big middle finger to the player who paid to experience this game. Protip: GO into the workshop and download the "free 500 extra saves" mod lmao. Unfortunately I did my whole playthrough without it.

The confusing level layout! Honestly this is just solved if you are given an ingame map... you know there's this genre that has confusing level layouts that almost always gives you a map...... Oh that's a metroidvania. This game would go from a 4/10 to a 6/10 if you just had a map that shows you stuff like locked doors in rooms you've visited.

Many "puzzles" require you to squint through barely visible things, darkness, and run in circles. Puzzles is a big word, because most of them are just "I got a keycard, where was that locked door? UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH."

This is more of a platformer than anything. You will spend 90% of your playtime watching the slow platforming animation that show off your character's very very beautiful behind.

And lastly, lore. There is none. There normally isn't ANY issue with a game lacking any and all lore. But all 3 of the game's endings are the like "woah this means so much if you read all the lore text..." type endings... but there wasn't any lore, no hidden notes, no text, no dialog to make the endings matter, or even warrant having 3 different endings. The game's lore is approximately 12 sentences. The 6 sentences that appear in the corner on a new game + the 6 that appear after the endings.

To conclude, I will be playing the 2nd game, as I purchased both at the same time, and will edit my review if that game is better, which I heard, quote: "Haydee 2 is significantly easier" which with how much BS this first game had, is probably a good thing.

The game is amazing, it only has one voluptuous woman to draw your attention because otherwise you won't even feel like playing the game.

i cant lunch it