Hey Panda Peeps,

It’s officially back-to-school season, and the upcoming semester is going to knock your socks off! Of course, when we say “semester” we really mean “parallel event.” It’s much shorter than a semester, and probably more fun, because there are a LOT of cute girls to chat and flirt with, and no homework to get in the way!

Anyway… We’re here to let you know that the School Spirit Event is coming back from August 27 - September 2, and this time there’s a brand new reward girl waiting to meet you! You, uh, might want to grow a spine, though, because she is one tough cookie. In a good way! As long as you check off all your event-related goals, she’ll probably be impressed. Or at least amused.

We love you so hard!

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

Let the rain pour! Let the snow fall! Let the wind blow! The charming, flirtatious weather forecaster Sofia is the winner of the girl vs. girl voting event, which means she’s about to get a total makeover! Not that she needs one. I mean, have you SEEN those eyes? That hair? Those curves!? Sofia is one of the most gorgeous women ever!

We’ll get straight to work transforming Sofia from “phone fling” to “true love”. All you have to do is sit tight! Maybe practice your small talk while you’re waiting? After all, Sofia LOVES talking about the weather.

Thank you so much to everyone who voted! We’ll let you know when Sofia is ready to meet you!

We love you so hard,

The Pandas