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Spelunky 2 is an emotional rollercoaster. Coming from Spelunky HD, I thought I was prepared for anything this game could throw at me. I was wrong.

It’s definitely an upgrade in every way—more content, tighter mechanics, and a whole new level of chaos. The physics feel refined, the world is deeper and more interconnected, and the procedural generation is both brilliant and brutal. Spelunky 2 doesn’t just test your platforming skills; it tests your patience, resilience, and mental fortitude. It feels like Derek Yu took the philosophy of Spelunky HD and amplified everything, making victories even more rewarding and defeats even more crushing.

There are moments of sheer euphoria—discovering hidden routes, barely escaping an Olmec crush, or clutching a run with just one heart left. But then there are moments where you’ll want to throw your controller across the room as a mole ruins your flow, or an unexpected lava drop sends you back to the beginning. The game demands perfection, and sometimes, it feels outright unfair.

Yet, despite all the pain, I keep coming back. Why? Because Spelunky 2 has that magic—a blend of discovery, challenge, and sheer unpredictability that makes every run feel unique. No matter how many times it beats me down, I know that the next run might just be the one. And that’s what keeps me hooked.

Love it. Hate it. Can’t stop playing it.

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