“This game changed my life. I used to be one cell. Now I’m two. My wife left me.”
9.5/10

Started as a harmless blob, innocently vibing in the primordial soup. Seconds later, I’m on the run from something named “xXx_PapaCell_xXx” who just divided faster than my will to live. Ate a smaller cell, felt guilt. Then I ate another one. The guilt is gone now. I am become mitosis, devourer of blobs.

Pros:

Replaced my addiction to taxes with an addiction to splitting

Felt the power of God when I surrounded a guy and consumed his soul

Free therapy every time I successfully divide

Cons:

My real cells now feel underperforming

Got eaten by a child named “ToiletSniffer420”

Existential dread whenever I see the word “cytokinesis”

Cool concept but seems to be pay to win.

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