What awaited them would be far worse than what they had left behind.......and they would become part of something they wouldent understand!! 

Руки на стол! перед вами артефакт из 2010г. 

"And at this we were stumped but there would be a way and we would find it!!" 

"Thats what they allways say in horror films before they leave the room....................and they dont come back!!" 

And they expect me to read this? 

And so stranded in the middle of the ocean the two protagonists of our story had no choice..........except to board the ghost ship!! 

Привет, мой сладкий дядя. 

Would our two fated souls be allright on this cursed vessel??..............or are their souls damned to go straight to hell?? 

Not very appetizing :/