oohhhh wenjahhh .... \m/

"I bought Far Cry Primal, but I cannot change the language. The game is only in Russian, even though my system and Steam settings are in English. I tried changing the language in the game properties and Ubisoft Connect, but it didn't work. Please help me enable English."

It's Farcry 3: Caveman Neanderthal Genocider Edition. Its more of the same ♥♥♥♥ but its probably about the only Mammoth hunting Grug simulator FPS game in existence and hey, it doesn't have any Ubislop towers so that's a plus. I'm okay with this one despite the fact that this was the first one where it was literally completely, blatantly obvious that modern Farcry is the quintessential Copy + Paste moneygrab video game. So much so to the extent that the entire map of Oros is just the map of Kyrat maybe a bit resized, and its shape altered but reskinned. I've even heard that the little "trails" on the map are all in the exact same place that they were in Farcry 4 unaltered so take that as you will.

Sidenote: In this game you can occasionally run into random Wenja couples laying down with one another and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the dirt like rabbits, I recently came across two male Wenja individuals that were beginning this little process, its a very repetitive copy paste ritual where they sit on the ground and then one lays their head in the lap of the other which eventually leads to humping on the ground. I immediately keyed into what was going on and without a second thought, shot them both with flaming arrows before they could do the deed. Gotta keep my tribe in CHECK! I AM THE GUARPAH DEE AFTER ALL!!!

I actually cannot wait for Ubislop to go bankrupt and out of business! I hope Ass Creed: Monkeyman in Japan is the nail in your virtue-signaling purple n' pink-haired woke Frog coffin!

Cheers!

I have played Far Cry 1,2,3,4,5, Blood Dragon, and Primal and I think Primal is the best. It has some "Labour of Love" qualities like the language they had a professor create for the game based on Proto Indo European language with 3 sub dialects for the games 3 different cultures. It feels very immersive.

The setting fits Far Cry's hunting and crafting mechanics perfectly. The melee combat is not very deep but it's good. You can't block or counter or anything so it's more about foot work and hit and run tactics but it is fast paced and satisfying. Also all melee weapons can be thrown. You can tame a variety of prehistoric predators and even ride some of them. Ridin around on a sabertooth or a cave bear and fighting from its back is alot of fun!

This is what peak Ubi looked like. It's crazy to me that they took a huge risk like this with one of their biggest franchises! I wish more AAA studios would do things like this with their franchises. You can tell they really had a passion for making FC Primal and that's what makes it such a good game! 9/10

An adventureful game taking you back to prehistoric era. Fighting your way to harmful animals, tribes and spirits this game is a lot of fun to play.

♥♥♥♥ low key fire

One of the best Far Cry games. I really enjoyed this one.

Loved the cavemen theme

Amazing game

Ubisoft Connect is preventing me from playing the game