I'm getting the error message "The Java JAR file 'Spermination.jar' could not be launched. Check the console for possible error messages." I'm running the game on Mac OSX 10.9.5. HALP.

Originally, I was getting the NoSuchMethodError crash, so I reinstalled Java. Now, I get to the launch screen and click the button to launch, and nothing happens. The cmd prompt closes, and Steam says I'm not in a game. I'm using AMD hardware, if that helps....

I am on a Macbook Air, El Capitan, Java updated (but can't verify, it seems). When I start the game, it stays in the background and does not show as a running program. I can't click on anything or press f1. I can only shut the program down via the activity monitor. Any help? ...

Dear Developer: What inspired you to create this work of art? Please tell us, we need to know how you came up with this masterpenis! I mean masterpiece.

First, I want to thank all my fans who enjoy a "joke" game also intended to be fun. You rock -- I greatly appreciate the support! This game has made it to Steam's "Popular New Releases" list thanks to you! Think the content is a little too silly or child...