I mean, we all know this is what would happen. 

 

First name Killall, last name Humans. 

The guy who wrote this story was really pessimistic. 2021 and the North Pole is completely melted? They didn't predict the pandemic either. 

I feel like most of these suggestions are too meme-y.... PBR? Do people actually drink that? I chose the one I'd have actually chosen (Guinness)