i love shanking people
10/10 i recommend

I quite enjoy the gameplay, so it pains me to not recommend this game. There were three main modes: Scenarios, Arena, and Beneath.

"Beneath" is a roguelike mode, and even though I love roguelikes, this one did absolutely nothing for me.

Arena is a wave-based survival mode. Didn't enjoy it.

Scenario is what I really liked about this game. You are placed in a setting, like a biker bar or a prison, and there are loads of people you have to fight through. This is a ton of fun. However, there are only like 6-ish scenarios, so you blast through those and that's it. It appears you can download community maps, so I went there to get some, but just looking at the most popular one the comments are all "the elevator doesn't work, so the map is unfinishable," stuff like that. I'm not going to fuss around with broken user-made content.

If this game came with like 50 scenarios it would be incredible. Or a "generate random scenario" mode would be even better.

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent - Pixelated
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent - Depends on level
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☑ Old Fashioned - 2gig
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☑ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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