About 2 hours of trash jank fun

The street you see in the video/screenshots is the single "level" of the game

Theres a few missions, after one playthru i had all the costumes and upgrades

Combat is super jank. Hitboxes are wonky, autoaim is f*cky, physics will spazz out regularily

Starting up a "mission" results in looking at the sky or some dudes for 30 seconds while you still can control the character in the background. At first i thought it had crashed but it apparently was loading

Some upskirts and s*xy costumes

Stuff like this is kind of a guilty pleasure of mine and for ~4 euros i wasnt dissapointed

'Kraken City' is an absolute rollercoaster of fun, expertly blending hack-and-slash mayhem with hilarious moments. As you dive into this vibrant world, you'll unleash wicked spells and brutal combos, truly feeling like a force of nature.

The visuals are striking, featuring smoking-hot character designs and a range of unlockable costumes that enhance each encounter. The gameplay offers a delightful mix of frenetic action and cheeky moments, with various fighting styles keeping combat fresh and addictive. There's something hilariously satisfying about flinging enemies around and then delivering a cheeky smack right on the bum!

While there’s room for improvement (and knowing this exceptional developer, we can expect significant updates), 'Kraken City' provides an exhilarating experience for adrenaline seekers, enabling players to engage in vibrant combat with diverse martial arts techniques and dynamic combos. It's a thrilling adventure you won't want to miss!

Nice graphics and simple button mashing provide an hour or two of mindless fun.

You can only play with one character on one map, which is set on a small street. The goal is to sprint up and down, beating innocent pedestrians who are minding their own business. They will fight back when attacked, but they are relatively weak and will pass out after a couple of combos.

Your main weapon is a magical katana that appears in your hands during combos. It is easy to win just by pressing the primary attack button, but you may also finish with a strong combo that sends the enemy flying. Another talent is rage, which beats everyone around you but takes time to recharge.

The playable character is a girl in an extremely short skirt who provides a good view of her panties during each attack. She can also jump and roll, but those moves are not necessary. Especially because enemies do not hit hard. Even if they manage to deplete some of your health, you can always summon a kraken tentacle from the earth.

This tentacle will grab the closest enemy and hold it upside down. While this provides another view on girls' underwear, it is also the primary means for earning health and money. This is accomplished by simply spanking the enemy while it is gripped by the tentacle. After a few spanks, it will lose both health and money, but it will also be knocked unconscious, so you can not keep doing this for a single enemy.

Combat is fine, but there’s no targeting. You will only attack right in front of you and not the closest enemy. There’s usually a whole pack of enemies so you will hit most of the time, but hunting for that one enemy that keeps moving around is a hassle. Later you get more powerful enemies, such as gang members with guns and annoying orcs, but there shouldn’t be any issues.

Although there is still some mission structure, they always need you to defeat a number of enemies. Missions are received from special characters that show up on the street and the horny Kraken. It just wants you to defeat enemies for money and purchase new costumes from the store.

There are ten clothes available, and you can switch between them easily via the menu. Money is not an issue; you may either repeat missions or grind on people. You can also buy a few new fighting styles and tentacle upgrades. The wrestling style is the best because it ends a combo in a powerful piledriver move.

The game doesn’t take long to beat. You might have to spend a bit more on it to get enough money to buy everything, but that’s only if you want all the achievements. It plays fine and doesn’t overstay its welcome, and there are almost no bugs.

Besides a few enemies clipping into the street, jumping that sends you high up into the air, and small optimization issues, the only major problem is that characters often don’t show the mission or shop screen when talking to them. This can be fixed by returning to the main menu and reloading, but it’s annoying due to long loading times.