So... we heard you. The A & D keys on the chair weren’t really working as intended. After some deep reflection (and maybe a few existential crises), we came up with the ultimate fix…

💀 We removed the chair mechanic entirely. 💀

That’s right. No more awkward chair moments. No more questioning if it’s a bug or just part of the madness. The chair is gone. Forever.

Was this the best solution? Maybe. Was it the easiest? Absolutely. 😆

Thanks for all your feedback! Keep the reports coming, and we promise we won’t delete the entire game next time. (Or will we? 👀)