Darklands

Darklands

What happened to the *good* guide?
There used to be a literally step-by-step guide to creating an optimized party that covered each character's development year by year here on steam and now it seems to have disappeared. Does anyone know what happened, or better yet, where to find it?
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Ah yes.... My sincere apologies, I am the progenitor of that guide and had to remove it under coercion from a user by the name of Demitasse Spoon, who threatened to release a promiscuous image of I, Sir Licksalot, gently and sensually lapping at a bowl of vanilla icecream, with nowt but my undergarments' on, if I did not comply with their series of insidious demands, one of which was obfuscating all of the vast and insightful contributions I've given to this game. My deep and earnest condolences.
Originally posted by ✟Sir Licksalot✟:
Ah yes.... My sincere apologies, I am the progenitor of that guide and had to remove it under coercion from a user by the name of Demitasse Spoon, who threatened to release a promiscuous image of I, Sir Licksalot, gently and sensually lapping at a bowl of vanilla icecream, with nowt but my undergarments' on, if I did not comply with their series of insidious demands, one of which was obfuscating all of the vast and insightful contributions I've given to this game. My deep and earnest condolences.

Make the sacrifice. Bring back the guide. The honor from the guide will offset the shame.
Originally posted by ✟Sir Licksalot✟:
Ah yes.... My sincere apologies, I am the progenitor of that guide and had to remove it under coercion from a user by the name of Demitasse Spoon, who threatened to release a promiscuous image of I, Sir Licksalot, gently and sensually lapping at a bowl of vanilla icecream, with nowt but my undergarments' on, if I did not comply with their series of insidious demands, one of which was obfuscating all of the vast and insightful contributions I've given to this game. My deep and earnest condolences.
You could make a more sensational video than the one he has and release it on OF. You've beaten him to the punch. What he has is more mild and less interesting. AND your making money on it. Everyone is happy. Even Demitasse Spoon, who still has the original in his folder labeled "Private" that he opens up on those late lonely nights. :)
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