Umamusume: Pretty Derby

Umamusume: Pretty Derby

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BeavisSaves (Banned) 4 Aug @ 3:53pm
Smooth Brain Contest: Gold Shii vs Bakushin
Which hnorse has the least braincell?
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Riepah 4 Aug @ 3:57pm 
Gold Ship is actually pretty damn intelligent.
Endgame 4 Aug @ 4:01pm 
Originally posted by Riepah:
Gold Ship is actually pretty damn intelligent.
And so is Bakushin. +10% Wit bonus baby.
Bakushin is smart and gold shi Anything but training
BeavisSaves (Banned) 4 Aug @ 4:12pm 
Being a goofy goober counts too, and they both be ultra goofy goobers

Also factor in the brain damage they inflict on the trainer; what with the drop kicks to the face and the BAKUSHIIIIN song, respectively
Last edited by BeavisSaves; 4 Aug @ 4:15pm
Haru Urara demands to be part of this competition. She will win.

Edit:

I must share this.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KCoW9OV9VpY
Last edited by Caelestus; 4 Aug @ 4:30pm
Originally posted by Caelestus:
Haru Urara demands to be part of this competition. She will win.
But prestigious
Originally posted by I Believe On Mambonism ☯:
Originally posted by Caelestus:
Haru Urara demands to be part of this competition. She will win.
But prestigious
the smoothest brain there is, the meaning of training slides right off
BeavisSaves (Banned) 4 Aug @ 4:34pm 
Originally posted by Caelestus:
Haru Urara demands to be part of this competition. She will win.

Edit:

I must share this.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KCoW9OV9VpY
That is some Monkey D Luffy level of Smoothe Braine, wow
Is Tannhauser smart yes or no
Originally posted by BeavisSaves:
Originally posted by Caelestus:
Haru Urara demands to be part of this competition. She will win.

Edit:

I must share this.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KCoW9OV9VpY
That is some Monkey D Luffy level of Smoothe Braine, wow
Nah, Luffy ain't smooth-brained - he just doesn't give a ♥♥♥♥.

Luffy and Gold Ship actually have a lot in common now that I think about it.
Mochan 4 Aug @ 5:56pm 
Originally posted by BeavisSaves:
Which hnorse has the least braincell?

I do not understand why so many people think Goldship is stupid.

Goldship is arguably the smartest horse in the game. Arguably smarter than Biwa or Tachyon honestly. Boredom is a sign of intelligence. Goldship is bored because nothing can stimulate her imagination.

She is plenty intelligent and this can be seen all throughout her campaign.

Bakushin is genuinenly a dumb ass. Goldship? Goldship is smart as heck.
Mochan 4 Aug @ 5:58pm 
Originally posted by Riepah:
Gold Ship is actually pretty damn intelligent.

Precisely. I consider the smartest horseys to be Goldship and Top Gun. Biwa and Tachyon are only next in line to these two.
BeavisSaves (Banned) 4 Aug @ 6:02pm 
She may have big braine, but she's an absolute space cadet; no amount of alleged braine cells she may or may not have will get her to pay attention to whats in front of her instead of her latest goofy goofballery

And she keeps giving me drain bamage from all those drop kicks
Nah, Gold Ship has a brain. She just uses it to make your life as miserable interesting as possible
In the lobby dialogue of Bakushin... She once scored 4 points on her test and said she did great because last time she got 2 points... so now she's 2x time as good! (OUT OF 100...)

She is Class rep because of her personality or basically because no one else wanted to do it... and having Bourbon as her class rep ego whetstone just adds to it. (Bourbon literally agree with everything she said...)

PEAK character writing not gonna lie xD
Last edited by Moddeang; 4 Aug @ 9:00pm
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