I love my minions, and their minions, but it's almost like being a kindergarten teacher with a bag of candy trying to write notes. 

Nope. Not giving up my BunnyBunnyHopHop Helmet. Nope. It just makes me smile. :) 

Yeah, no. I'll be selling these lovely feathery wings. "Magical"? Magical how they make it so anything can one-shot you? 

Cleve's Cloven Cleaver of Cleaving 

I found a cheese helmet inside of a fish. my life is complete. 

My horsie! :D 

Huh, they have Cerberuses in this game. 

Oh ye foolish Mortal :D 

found fishing at level 3 

ok i got a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong way to go