Booted up Artificial Fashionista thinking it was just a dress-up simulator.
It wasn’t.

– Yes, I expected cute outfits… instead I created an abomination in neon green Crocs
– Yes, I tried to design haute couture… instead I made something that looks like The Sims on crack
– Yes, the game said “express yourself”… but apparently my self-expression is a war crime against fabric
– Fashion show? More like jury of NPCs silently judging my soul
– At one point I gave a model 12 hats at once and the game didn’t stop me
– The soundtrack slaps harder than my failed sense of style

Notes :
👗 Style : 2/10 (my model looks like a cursed IKEA catalogue)
💅 Confidence : 11/10 (she still struts like a queen)
🧵 Fabric physics : 10/10 (realistic enough to make me hate velvet)
😂 Accidental comedy : 100/10

Artificial Fashionista isn’t about fashion.
It’s a psychological test to see how far you’ll go before crying at a sequin.