It's so cool that this card game comes with a free RPG side game!!!

They are hiring sweet baby inc activists

The Witcher 3 is not just another game from CD Project. This is a game with a rich history and many years of experience in creation. The developers worked long and hard to give us a truly high-quality and good product. But it turned out even better than they expected. After all, the last part of the series has truly become a cult and original story.

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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☐ 1
☐ 2
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☐ 4
☐ 5
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☐ 10

love the game ever since its release.. sadly witcher4 will be garbage thanks to cry baby inc..

y'all have heard enough praises for the game. everyone is talking how great it is, and rightfully so. this game is an absolute banger, truly a masterpiece. it is a top 5 experience in my life, it can never be repeated, almost unmatchable. but enough with the praises. how would my review differ from others if i were to just praise it ?, i wanna address the big three issues people have with this game, so may someone play this masterpiece without those worries.


This Game is Overrated
- there's no world in which witcher 3 is overrated, it's not at all. this game gets the praise it deserves. cdpr did an amazing job, a work of passion, made with love (which you can sense at every moment) they are faithul to the books. they never inrtoduce a new character without a purpose, all of the new characters in their games are written amazingly well, fitting in the universe which andrzej sapkowski have made. it's clear how much effort have been put into this game. they all deserve their praise.


- Gameplay is Bad
what do y'all want more of the gameplay ?. the gamplay isn't all about combat. yet still, the combat is fairly well. yes it's very basic attacking and dodging stuff but does it need to be super deep?, the gameplay isn't the reason you wanna play this game. yet it offer a deep character building system with tons of options and combinations to make. sure if you wanna stick to the basics (attack, dodge, repeat) you'll get bored, if you're ignoring almost all of the options the game gives you, you know that you'll get bored yourself. Even if you still wanna stick to the basics, the game have a lot to offer in order to make you stick. as i said, gameplay is not the point of witcher 3, the point is the top notch writing, excellent characters, beautiful landscapes, deep sidequests, etc. overall when i think how great witcher 3 is, gameplay is not one of the first things i'll think of, actually it's probably the last.


- It Gets Repetitive
i get this one, i got bored the first time i played, took a year break and then finished it. but i got bored after 70 hours of gameplay. can a story get boring ?, the answer is no if you ask me, the story is something consistent, it keeps you going, specially one such as witcher 3's story. can doing all the side contents get boring ?, yes. you see i did a ton of side stuff, which made me lose interest in the story. so i got caught up playing elden ring, and it made me drop witcher 3. have i sticked to the main quests and not the side ones, would i still drop it ?. no, absolutely not. when you get bored, you're 99% sticking to the side stuff, do some main quests to get you pumped up again. side quests can get repetitive at times, which leads to boredom.

well that's about it i guess. im not a criticizer but these issues people make with the game really bothered me, because they're other holding people from playing it. play this banger of a game, you won't regret it.

40 hours in, collected every gwent cards I could, helped every damsel in distress I found, now I finally can start my journey to find Ciri

cAN HVE SEX

I bought it on sale. best $4 I have ever spent

Ok players during my life i have played many role playing games, but Witcher 3 is a long journey to travel. If you are intrested buy this game you will not be dissapointed and when it comes to game hours it is many hundreds of hours of play and when you are done, then you have a new game mode that is witcher +, good luck