Pros: Fun, satisfying combat. Fun, neat visuals. Fun, banger music(the main menu song is an absolute banger). Fun.

Also I like that the enemies always scream att you so if you're coming out of a hallway you know if someone is there or not.

Cons: Sometimes the hit detection is slightly off.



---{ Graphics }---
☐ I'd rather look at this than ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
x This is quite pleasant to look at.
☐ Not...not too bad.
☐ It'll work.
☐ Not...not too good.
☐ I can sort of make out what's going on.
☐ You remember the Arcade Machine from Duke Nukem 3D?

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ "Yeah I won't be into work anymore".
☐ Remember the first time you played Portal? Like that.
x Not...not too bad
☐ It'll work.
☐ Not...not too good.
☐ This is really boring/frustrating.
☐ My mice is better used up my @$$!!!

---{ Audio }---
☐ This is what I would imagine an angel orgy sounds like.
x This deserves to be played on only the finest tube amps.
☐ Not..not too bad.
☐ It'll work.
☐ Not...not too good.
☐ Was this recorded on a bar of soap?
☐ "What!!!?? I can't hear you, I stuck pencils in my ears"

---{ Audience }---
☐ Really small children
☐ Kids
x Teens
x Adults
☐ Weird Adults

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Doom. This game is Doom.
x APU or maybe even just a processor will cover it.
☐ Surprisingly optimized.
☐ About average.
☐ Needs a nice little system.
☐ Hopefully you're rich.....and stupid.
☐ They don't make the hardware for this game, yet.

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Not sure how you would go about losing.
☐ Very, very simple.
x Not much of a challenge.
☐ Average or varying difficulty.
☐ A bit of spice in the gumbo.
☐ This is very punishing.
☐ Can't get past the main menu.

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind.
☐ Probably never have to face the same enemy twice.
☐ Might need to do things a few times. Not bad at all, though.
x Pretty straightforward gameplay.
☐ Need to go and get 'em.
☐ Hope you really really like killing slime.
☐ Pay the neighbor kid to play while you sleep.

---{ Story }---
☐ No movie could ever do this justice.
☐ They should make a movie about this.
x Not...not too bad.
☐ It'll work.
☐ Not...not good.
☐ I wish there was no story.
☐ No story.

---{ Game Time }---
☐ The Napalm Death song of games.
x Well, that was quick.
☐ Shorter than I thought.
☐ About average.
☐ Pretty long.
☐ This will consume your life.
☐ When I die my children and grandchildren will take over.

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
x Great value.
☐ Pretty reasonable.
☐ Not bad.
☐ A bit much. Not bad on sale.
☐ Too much money for the experience. Ridunkalous.
☐ Actual scam. Someone will make a YT documentary.

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Just so fresh, so clean. (so fresh and so clean clean)
☐ Rock solid.
x Quality did their jobs.
☐ A bug here and there. Nothing too bad.
☐ A little buggy. If it's good, I can tolerate.
☐ This is a game destroying situation. Almost unplayable.
☐ My keyboard made my lights turn off.

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1 (Big Rigs)
☐ 2 (Flatout 3)
☐ 3 (Cities XXL)
☐ 4 (Wolfenstein: Youngblood)
☐ 5 (Destiny 2)
☐ 6 (Metro: Exodus)
☐ 7 (Fallout 76)
x 8 (Fallout 4)
☐ 9 (Fallout: New Vegas)
☐ 10 (This game doesn't exist)

Summary: This is my third DOSMAN game and they keep getting better and better. I'm playing them in release order and Reverend was a big step up from Flash of the Blade, which was already good and this is a big step up from that. The combat is really satisfying, the movement is solid and boy the music kills. Watch out for fire because it damages you from quite a distance and will ♥♥♥♥ you up.

...and remember.....those kids learn to gamble on their own.