---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Boobs
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Boobs
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Boobs
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Boobs
☐ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Boobs
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☑ Boobs
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Boobs
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Boobs
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☑ Boobs
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ Boobs

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ Boobs
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Boobs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☐ 8
☑ Boobs
☐ 10

An interesting game for a while, but that's it. Music is nice, but the rest is not so much. Characters are forgettable and don't look remarkable. My biggest gripe with the game is that you are locked to one character (out of 3) and the only way to try out another character is to create a clean new game, with no shared progress whatsoever. Not that much different in what you can do in combat - you have a choice of 3 main attack elements (regular, holy, fire), 3 sub weapon attacks (many holy bullets with some spread, single regular shot, or twin fire shot) and 3 skills (regular spin attack, fire cleave and holy jump attack). There are some ways to diversify combat with blood upgrades - blood damage from previously mentioned sources of dealing damage, like additional blood damage instance after skill use, etc. There are some ultimate abilities too, they all do different stuff, but I think there are only 5 of them. There are also items that also serve different purposes - from giving you general damage buffs, to specific effects, like musket that shots at enemies once you hit them with your sub weapon. But despite all that, game feels very repetitive. Across the levels scattered some NPCs that you can befriend, but that only increases the utility of that NPC for further encounters, no dialogue change or anything at all. There are also 3 NPCs in the hub zone. And I don't like the hub zone at all, it's empty, the only way to talk to NPCs is to visit doors, and still, no dialogues at all. The quest giver does comment on your achievements from time to time -1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th boss kills, second 4th boss kill and it stops after you kill the fourth boss for the third time or even the final boss. Speaking of, game is pretty easy. And apparently there is something else besides the regular "classic" difficulty, but even beating the game on human ending didn't unlock anything for me. Speaking of, there are 2 endings for each character. To be honest, I didn't bother replaying as I believe they are pretty similar to each other and the game wasn't any fun at all after some time.

tbh did not think i was going to have that much fun playing gooner hades.