If you’ve found your way here, you may have already herd the good news - Goat Simulator Remastered has been announced at Gamescom Opening Night Live, and it launches this year!

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1762930/Goat_Simulator_Remastered/

The greatest simulation game known to man and goat returns - with familiar caprine chaos, upgraded graphics and lighting, many intentional features that definitely aren’t bugs, and fan-favourite DLC, all in one package.

Goat Simulator Remastered has a number of improvements, including reworked mutators, which will allow players to choose whichever “goat” they’d like to play as from a handy in-game menu - no more restraining the entire game to change how you look! It also has new and improved visuals, including updated textures, pretty new lighting, and some brand new foliage for the leaf-lovers amongst you.

It will also come packaged with every DLC from the original PC version of Goat Simulator, alongside one of our favourites that was previously exclusive to mobile. This includes:

GoatVille - The Big Apple of Goat Simulator, as some would say…
Goat City Bay - The coastal jewel of northern GoatAsia
Goat MMO - A fantasy adventure across lands unknown
Goat Z - Can you survive the apocalypse?
PAYDAY - Gather your crew and prepare for a heist!
Waste of Space - Explore the outer reaches of space and see what popular sci-fi references lie within…
Buck to School - From Goat Simulator Mobile, GoatVille high has a new jock in town

Goat Simulator Remastered can be wishlisted right now on Steam, so hit that button to stay up to date as we share more news over the coming months.

We’re so excited to bring our best girl Pilgor back looking better than ever for 2024, the 10 year anniversary of the original Goat Simulator. It’s not like she’s been the headliner of any other games in the last couple of years, right?

#MakeSpaceGreatAgain.

Joining the space ships and lazer beams bandwagon, Goat Simulator released a brand new expansion titled Waste of Space on the 26th of May. In Waste of Space, you get to beat or trick people into crowdfunding you their hard-earned money, and then spend it on your own dreams of being a space McGyver in space or whatever space nerds do instead of huffing paint in their underwear like normal people.

Here are the features:

- Visit space today or get old waiting for that other space game that you already paid for
- Crowdfund a space colony and get other people to pay for it and do all the work!
- Endless space full of planets to visit. but seriously it would take forever to go there so why bother
- There is one planet nearby though. Go to that one
- Fly and shoot stuff in space, because nobody makes games about flying and shooting in space anymore
- Learn how to be a real bridge commander like that spock dude from mars or whatever
- The biggest map in goat simulator history, filled to the brim with all kinds of crazy
- No crew member will be left unromanced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Today we launch Goat Simulator: PAYDAY, a brand new DLC made in a collab with OVERKILL. You'll be living the lives of Valentino Salmi, Dolph Spaghetti, Don Pastrami & Humphrey Ciabatta!

Check out the trailer below
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxHNydGoTFc

• Do Pranks, Get Paid.
  
• FOUR AWESOME GOATS, seriously these guys are like they’re from an Al Pancake movie.
  
• PRANKNET - The static contract database.
  
• Drive Cars! (Just like that other game)
  
• Buy things, use your easy-earned cash to buy masks. Mostly masks. Okay only masks.
  
• More masks - because obviously we haven’t been clear enough.
  
• Unlock new, even dumber stuff.

Also, check out Payday 2 - The Goat Simulator Heist[www.overkillsoftware.com], which OVERKILL cooked together.

/Anton
Coffee Stain Studios[www.coffeestainstudios.com]

New expansion on its way to Goat Simulator
Right when you thought enough was enough,
Right when you thought topping a fake MMO expansion was tough
We know you’re thinking Goat Simulator is getting old
But today comes something new and Super Secret for you to behold
Straight out of the creative butt that is Coffee Stain
This following Youtube video is now officially starting the hype train

Well what are you waiting for, click the damn link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7RTN0WYLQw

We just pushed out a new free update!

GoatBread adds much more bread into your goat experience. Through secret rites, you may become a slice of bread, a toaster, or maybe even a french goat. Just don't go to the BBQ in GoatVille.

Enjoy yourselves, goats!

Patch notes for v1.3.42504

• Texture streaming! woohoo! This means big memory savings.
  
• Better mod support (you’re welcome Geneosis). And thank you btw.
  
• All mods should now work on Mac/Linux
  
• Greatly decreased workshop item size
  
• Delete Local content should now work.
  
• Better Mac and Linux optimization.
  
• Interp Actor optimization.
  
• Cull Distance optimization.
  
• Some other random optimizations.
  
• Stephen Hawking’s voice is now back.
  
• Opening Main Menu no longer reloads the map.
  
• Main Menu can now be opened from workshop levels.
  
  
• MMO: Fixed Old Goat Quest.
  
  
• GoatZ: Hunger rate decreased, you will survive longer without food.
  
• GoatZ: You can now see quest rewards.
  
• GoatZ: Added a No Hunger Mutator.
  
• GoatZ: Achievement for finding all Trophies in GoatZ.
  
• GoatZ: Fixed the issue where GoatZ wouldn't show in map list.
  
  
• Lol, fire alarm just started beeping. Gonna have change b82rez again.

That’s right. GoatZ is the latest DLC for Goat Simulator and it will be the only survival game on Steam that isn’t in Early Access!*

*not totally sure if this is even true, to be honest we didn’t bother to look it up. But it’s still pretty funny, right?

Watch the official trailer here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq33Evr92Jc
Features

-Mandatory crafting system because everyone else is doing it
-Zombies that bug out. There’s a pun here about actual living bugs, but we’re not going to bother
-You can craft anything in the world, as long as it’s one of the half dozen weapons in the game
-Zombies, because this is a zombie game, remember?
-A pretty big new map with some stuff in it
-Completely realistic survival mode where you have to eat every damn five minutes to survive because Dean Hall & Garry Newman said so
Tons of unlockable new goats with special powers (wow, never thought I’d ever write that sentence a couple of years ago. Also hi mom)

The DLC will go live sometime around morning Pacific time on May 7th and will cost $4.99.

PRE ORDER HERE http://www.welovefine.com/9308-goat-simulator-plush-pre-purchase.html

IT EVEN HAS A VELCRO TONGUE
TELL YOUR MOM ASAP
CALL THE POLICE
SHIT IN A BAG