Ten loooong years since Early Access release with you guys just sitting on your hands, doing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to make Secret Ponchos at LEAST playable in peer-to-peer. I can only voice my disappointment by reporting this game for what it is now - a scam. You should not be charging any money for a game that cannot be played in any way (aside from some alpha/beta workarounds, which are hoops I have no intention to jump through). So either provide us with a definite update that makes the game playable, or just st...

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Some info about the free to play version Release date. Not defined yet. Definetely before 2077. Players who already bought the game will have. People who already own the game will start with a large amount of the in...

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