Some say the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting the outcome to be different. Maybe that’s what I’ve been doing these last few days, playing these really short, dubious quality, adult visual novel games and expecting to find a diamond in the rough, but I keep getting coal over and over again.

This time around I choose a gem, Sex with Ogre. My name is almost Ogre, so I figured this might rock, it might suck but it just might rock.. Anyway ---- It didn’t rock, in fact it was another really short less then five minute game. The writing was rather dubious but this one had some voice overs and the lewd sounds were almost enough to have me pulling the captain.

The story – You are a girl lost in the woods, you find a naked Ogre and decided this charming young chap will probably be a great guide toward helping you out of the forest.. One thing leads to another and the Ogre does what a wild untrained nearly human like monster would do and he takes the main character to pound town.

Gameplay - hit start, (enjoy the 1 achievement 1 second later) now you can either Delete the game, or press buttons to move along the story…. I’d suggest shutting the game down and deleting it from your hard drive.

Pros
The lewd moans are pretty alright
+1 game count
+1 completed games just by hitting Play on the store page
3.99 can probably be ♥♥♥♥♥♥ for much cheaper

Con’s
Super short
really weird concept

Recommendation - While Sex with Ogre is a bit cheaper then the other adult visual novels I’ve been playing, it also leaves no real reason to play. Once you hit play you get the 1 achievement it has by doing literally nothing. The visual novel is about 3 minutes long, has zero choices and the writing is kinda meh like Middle school kid trying to tell his friends a story about scoring when his only experience is looking at his bros magazine collection. Much like the other games only buy it if you want that +1 to the game count and that +1 to the completed games listings..

my eyes hurt

will play again