GRIP your REINFORCED CLUB HARD and TAKE IT melee its easy, and you get to eat SWEET honey and get all STICKY.

Heh Effigy, your comments remind me so much of the classic Beavis and Butthead episode "Mr. Anderson's Balls" where they are on the golf course.

"Here, take my wood and try using a different grip on the shaft"

Originally posted by Whiplash:

Heh Effigy, your comments remind me so much of the classic Beavis and Butthead episode "Mr. Anderson's Balls" where they are on the golf course.

"Here, take my wood and try using a different grip on the shaft"

LMAO!!!

OMG i came to the wrong forum lmao

Working at the top of a high tower...one step to much and falling down. Speaking about the real feelings, the shock and panic 1 second when u just missed the edge and u know u fall now.
And then u realize its just a game while ur heart starts to pump slower....

Better practice those grips

Dear penthouse forum, I never thought any of these letters were true. Least of all, that one crazy day, I would have my own wild story to share.

It was getting late on an uneventful day 38. It was a day 38 just like any other day 38, but yet something sultry was in the air. It was coy and seething just under the surface, like a rabbit stew in your backpack. Waiting. Waiting for the hunger to summon it to the surface and spread temptation to every yearning nostril it could tickle teasingly.

I stumbled into the Pop n Pills, exasperated and flush with sweat. That's when she caught my eye, the zombie in the red dress. I wasn't sure what was more dangerous the infectious bile that dripped from her jaws or the way that little red dress fit her body like a weapon. She instantly lurched towards me, oozing sex from her every puss sack. Giving me a stare that screamed, "I want you inside me" from her one remaining eye, she was looking to devour me.

There comes a time in a man's life when he knows he has to submit to his most basic instincts. Turning on centuries of evolution, tap into the animal lust that courses through his veins and become his most base vile self.

So I shot the zombie, looted the store and drove off on my minibike.

lmao

Originally posted by Rocket PUNCH!:

Dear penthouse forum, I never thought any of these letters were true. Least of all, that one crazy day, I would have my own wild story to share.

It was getting late on an uneventful day 38. It was a day 38 just like any other day 38, but yet something sultry was in the air. It was coy and seething just under the surface, like a rabbit stew in your backpack. Waiting. Waiting for the hunger to summon it to the surface and spread temptation to every yearning nostril it could tickle teasingly.

I stumbled into the Pop n Pills, exasperated and flush with sweat. That's when she caught my eye, the zombie in the red dress. I wasn't sure what was more dangerous the infectious bile that dripped from her jaws or the way that little red dress fit her body like a weapon. She instantly lurched towards me, oozing sex from her every puss sack. Giving me a stare that screamed, "I want you inside me" from her one remaining eye, she was looking to devour me.

There comes a time in a man's life when he knows he has to submit to his most basic instincts. Turning on centuries of evolution, tap into the animal lust that courses through his veins and become his most base vile self.

So I shot the zombie, looted the store and drove off on my minibike.

Loved it!!! LOL

Reading these made me pretty hungry. I could sure stuff myself with a LARGE BEEF RATION right about now.

Originally posted by Whiplash:

Heh Effigy, your comments remind me so much of the classic Beavis and Butthead episode "Mr. Anderson's Balls" where they are on the golf course.

"Here, take my wood and try using a different grip on the shaft"

*places OP's hand on the BASE of his REINFORCED CLUB* "now you try..."

ill be honest, these are way better responses than i thought i'd get from this :P

well, THIS forum is NSFW. I love it!

Penis

The n word *drops mic*