The game opens just fine, but it won't let me actually play. It's stuck on the log in menu. If I click to log in through google, apple, or facebook, it makes a dewp noise and the pointer briefly changes shape, but does nothing else. If I try to play without logging in, I get the warning that it can't retrieve lost data without an account and if I tap guest enter, it goes back to the log in screen...

Is there any guide to all the achievements?