I’ve got only one brain cell for this kind of gameplay, yet it still says ‘I like this game.’

ooooh yeaa...
I am hacking your BALLS

This game is very fun and I remember enjoying it a lot when it first came out.

I come back to try to play it once more because I missed the enjoyment I got... Only to find the game is so poorly coded and optimized that it wont even run with my headset configuration.

I'm not sure if the game is meant to ONLY run on 5.1 headsets or what but, I don't have one. It's incredibly stupid that the audio is so quiet its almost nonexistent just because my headset didn't fit their narrow range of what audio devices they decided would be acceptable.

I've spent hours messing with settings, drivers, and third party audio equalizers to no avail, so I can't in good conscience recommend a game that simply does not work.

And before anyone says to just turn it up:
My game volume is maxed
The volume mixer has the game maxed
My headset volume is maxed
Im using a loudness booster from FXsound to make it louder already.