Godus
Technosapien 17 Feb, 2016 @ 7:48am
22Cons New Game: Godhelpus Early Access for PC! (Satire)
This new game being released on Early Access promises to remove Godus and Godus Wars from your Steam Library.

Kickstarter Goals!

$20,000 - Will be released in 2 weeks time.

$40,000 - Will be released in 1 weeks time

$60,000 - Will have a hidden, 1024 bit encrypted executable to remove Godus and Godus Wars from your Steam Library. You must single-handedly finish The Cube to get the encryption key to unlock the executable.

$80,000 - Will only have a 512 bit Encrypted Executable, and you can have 1 friend help you solve The Cube.

$100,000 - Will pay .5% of Petey Scamaneux's legal bills to help him recover .0001% of his good name with the gaming community, and will help prevent him from every publishing anything again. Won't help development time of Godhelpus.

$10,000,000 - Will give 22Cons a warm fuzzy and they will release this game in 1 day. They will even Un-hide and unencrypt the executable, without having to torture yourself with The Cube. They will also donate $10.00 to 'The God of Gods - Bryan Henderson'.

$20,000,000 - 22Cons will add a de-installation bar, so you can see just how quickly Godus and Godus Wars will be deleted from your library.

$40,000,000 - 22Cons will add an extremely awesome graphic of Godus and Godus Wars being slagged from your hard drive with Fire, Nuclear Holocaust and the Hantavirus, oh yeah, and zombies!

$80,000,000 - 22Cons will remove the previously unmentioned clickfest mini-game where you must break the right and left click switches on 15 different mice.

$100,000,000 - 22Cons will actually admin that they never intended to actually release this game for PC and that it was always meant for Mobile Platforms.


Please ban me now, most Hellaciously,

Tech.
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Technosapien 17 Feb, 2016 @ 9:27am 
+1
If you have to label your satire.....
Technosapien 17 Feb, 2016 @ 6:12pm 
:)
Melhadf 22 Feb, 2016 @ 9:32am 
$3,000,000 - The amount needed to get 22cans out of debt as of the latest public accounts..
TigrisMorte 7 May, 2016 @ 7:34am 
Originally posted by Melhadf:
$3,000,000 - The amount needed to get 22cans out of debt as of the latest public accounts..
which they would have made easily had they released a PC game with only cosmetics for sale in the game shop. But why listen to the people that gave you 800K to make a game, am I right?
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