this game, in short, makes me want to grab me erect penis and shove it down my sink where it will then meet the garbage disposal. If i were to go into depth i think id faint, and go into epileptic shock from the absolute brain aneurysm this game had bestowed onto me. I rather fight my way through each and every layer of the 7 of which are in hell than to ever even have the thought of taking action as one would call lolligagging on cinematic motion picture exploytation of certain charcters and other wellbeing to develop a contrasting story line and fall into a targeting genre also known as playing video games. after i played a round as the survivor this game was so bad i cried, tears of white rolling down my legs. id rate it 5 again if i had the chance.

For the past 15 years of my living i have never had gonna-rhea. welp for some odd reason after i recently had sex with my girlfriend. it burns to pee. i blame this stank ass game. my penis is literally hanging by dental floss and my own ♥♥♥, which btw is piss yellow. my doctor says im on track to catch aids and its 100 percent from this game. i'd rather drag my balls through the debris of 9/11 then to ever touch this game again. 5 stars.

My ass hurts.