Rouge Warrior is arguably best and worst game i ever played, It had one of their funniest quotes in any worst games.

This game is so bad but actually good, if you want having fun with this game with your friends. I would recommend buy this game for $3 with very linear and short game with 2 hours but it had funny rag doll physics, stuttering and crash issues. You need to download file to fix stuttering and crash issues.

I would give 6/10 for having fun with your friends and streaming game to enjoy with bad game but actually good.

Bought it for 2.59 Canadian dollars and it still feels like a rip-off.

Let's cut the extremely short story even shorter - I finished the entire game on regular difficulty setting in 68 minutes. One minute below nice, but even then I spent 10 minutes troubleshooting it when one level decided not to load any textures, so me and the enemies were trapped in an endless white void moving at 7 frames per second - I dialled down the resolution to whichever one the game arbitrarily decreed would display at 50hz instead of 60hz and that fixed it. Without this hiccup I am completely confident one can easily beat it in under an hour.

What this game REALLY feels like is some kind of a promo product you get when you buy a large meal at Burger King or something. Literally bite sized. In what passes as a story in this game you play as One Mean Dude, Demo ♥♥♥♥ Marcinko, a super special type who is sent to North Korea and then Soviet Union to stop some nefarious missile plot and kill lots of people in the process. It is literally one single continuous mission from start to finish (and yet for some reason the game takes away your weapons and re-issues you with the same two starter guns at the beginning of every level). It would literally be one level in a full-sized game like Call of Duty.

Even then, the fundamentals aren't fun. Yes, because the game lasts as long as a single level does in other games you don't really have much running time for iteration, but it also doesn't evolve or change or introduce any new mechanic after the first level - you can shoot, throw grenades, and do melee takedowns, and that's it. There's optional stealth but it's more rudimentary than in many PS1 games (you can shoot up a room full of enemies with machine guns and grenades, and just in the next room over the enemies would be totally unaware of anything going awry).

There are no vehicle sections, no turret sections, no bomb defusal minigames, no scripted set-pieces, not even quick-time-events (for better or worse). I probably put more effort and mental capacity into writing this review than I had to use playing through this game. To make sure there's no challenge for the player the developers even gave you a radar that will show you where all the enemies are in your vicinity. Really, the only things about this game that are impressive (apart from how short it is) is the number of profanities delivered by the player character (though apparently even then it is dialled DOWN from the semi-autobiographical novels it's based on), and the number of animations they cooked up for melee takedowns. It's maybe, oh, I dunno, 20 or 30 of them? But yeah, I am probably going to refund this.

Have you ever woken up one day and wondered, what would like be like as a Navy Seal? Have you also wondered what it would be like to say the most of the wall tongue in cheek/cringe insults while watching god awful rag doll physics? Look no further! This is simultaneously one of the best and worst games I have ever played. You will probably have to restart multiple times, the game is broken in a multitude of areas, but it makes up for it in its completely unintentional comedy. I had a genuine blast playing this game. You are doing yourself a disservice by not picking this up, especially being 5 dollars or less.