my name is david
dad, i want some ice cream
david
that is my name
david
i want another
david
where is my ball
im running out on the road
there is a car
and it is going to hit m- AHHHHHHHHHHHH

my name is the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mimic oh yeah

absolute cinema

HI MY NAME IS DAVID, DAD I WANT SOME ICE CREAM, DAVID THAT IS MY NAME, DAVID I WANT ANOTHER DAVID WHERE IS MY BALL? IM RUNNING OUT OUT ON THE ROAD, THERE IS A CAR... AND IT IS GOING TO HIT MEEEEEEEEE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. MY NAME IS THE F###### MIMIC OH YEAH MY NAME IS THE F###### MIMIC OH YEAH.

get it when it's on sale.

I'm honestly shocked by how little actually happens in this game. I've played every FNaF title, and this is by far the most forgettable entry in the series. It feels hollow—no major secrets to uncover, and the gameplay continues in the direction of Security Breach, delivering some of the most frustrating and uninspired mechanics I’ve seen in modern gaming.

Sure, I get that there’s a younger audience who will enjoy any new mascot horror that drops, but that shouldn't excuse lazy design. In my opinion, Steel Wool continues to be a poor fit for this franchise. I’m baffled at how consistently they struggle to deliver even a competent game, let alone something worthy of the FNaF name. This series used to be the standard for mascot horror—but right now, even games like Poppy Playtime, which once felt like knockoffs, are outpacing it.

Seriously, for the love of Freddy—just make a simple, scary game. Ditch the over-polished visuals and bring back the atmosphere, tension, and mystery that made people fall in love with the series in the first place. Stop churning out horror slop for kids with no substance. It’s getting exhausting.

Or better yet—just make Help Wanted 3. At least in VR, you’ve proven you can still do something amazing.

Played 16 hours - Beat the game twice and found all endings/secrets.

fun

M2 I COULD NEVER HATE YOU!!!

I wasn't even sure if i wanted to play this before it came out but im so glad I did. I loved the voice acting!! Everyone did so good! It can still be a bit glitchy as of 7/29/2025 but it made the game even more funny at times. Honestly I'm so glad I played it.

"This was extremely... MEDIOCRE"


-Blackhat

The game is absolutely amazing but i have been encountering bugs and annoying parts like the hitbox of the truss that falls down infront of you during the foxy puppet show is massive and sometimes after I die the text for the continue and quit buttons are super offset from where the buttons actually are. Otherwise the game runs pretty smoothly and is beautiful.