*WARNING* ONLY PLAY THIS GAME IF YOUR A TRUE PIRATE...

okayyyyy so... story time!! one tiome, when i was a minor (MUSTARRRRDDD, a joke for the underground ones XD) my dad offered me a beer... it was a traumatizing experience, and i went to this game for therapy. at first, i didn't understand this game, as i was yet to enter my true, alpha, pirate form. i felt every atom in my body shake, as if it was ready to evaporate. i quit for a year, and then i spontatneously had a MASSIVE glow up. im talking hotty boy from the south. i felt like a true pirate, and then, the urge. it called me back to this game, and here i am now. a 42 year old man, with a high testosterone and a high height, who finally achieved his final form. from now on, call me two words:

The Godfother of Pirates....


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