Glory & Miserable Survivor DX—a game that throws all the usual hero tropes out the window and serves up a deliciously weird blend of wizards, martial artists, and yes, even a Demon Queen. You start off thinking you’re just going to defend a castle with your trusty warriors, but soon realize you’re in the middle of a tactical fantasy buffet where the enemies don’t stand a chance against your eclectic lineup. It’s a bit like they took every action-packed, over-the-top fantasy character and threw them all into one game for maximum chaos—and, frankly, it works.

Let’s talk about the gameplay. Sure, you could rely on the traditional knight in shining armor, but why do that when you have a kung-fu martial artist who could probably break the game in half with a single roundhouse kick? Or better yet, why settle for just one fighter when you can have a badass wizard who’s got more firepower than a tank? And who needs "men" when you’ve got a Demon Queen who can make your enemies quiver just by showing up? These characters have unique abilities that actually make defending your castle feel less like a chore and more like an exhilarating power fantasy.

But here’s the real kicker: the Brothel. Yes, you heard me right. The Brothel is not just for questionable moral choices, but also for gaining XP and cash. More XP, more money.

As for my personal favorite, the Hokage-Ninja character? Well, who doesn’t love a ninja with lightning speed and deadly precision? This character flies through the battlefield like a shadow, leaving enemies in their wake before they even know what hit them. If you’re looking to defend your castle with a little style and a lot of speed, this is your go-to.

The Hentai scenes are mid.

In the end, Glory & Miserable Survivor DX is an unconventional, wild ride. It’s not your average castle defense game; it’s got characters with enough flair to make a final boss quake in fear. And while it might not be everyone's cup of tea, there’s a certain charm to watching a martial artist and a demon queen team up to save the day (or ruin it, depending on how you play).