I cannot even begin to express my disappointment.

Where to start, this game hardly deserves the title of Strike Force Heroes.

The flash games were IMMACULATE. The characters were fairly original but stuck to a theme, the gameplay was fun, the story was pretty damn neat. There was GAMBLING, but not with real money.

But then, when flash finally died, they slap this on steam. The very last game they made before this one was rather expansive and had less character, but seemed more like a step in the direction of doing multiplayer stuff.

But this... THIS is something else. First off, the artsyle has gotten way worse, worse than the first game even. Second, the story is just gross. You took the story of Strike Force Heroes 1 and 2, proceeded to Frankenstein them together, and somehow make it fail in both respects of those games. And THIRD, and most HORRIBLE because THREE is a TERRIBLE number of course, are the actual characters.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO?

You ripped off Futurama of all things, butchered it, and made an already mediocre example of media into physical pain.

You turned the commander of the squad (Riggs) into a Zapp Brannigan that somehow comes off even more annoying than actual Zapp Brannigan. You then of course had to add Kif in the form of the meek and awkward medic named Toad, and oh look at the end of the game he serves a super important role! Wow! What character development! I'd clap if hadn't already worn my hands to nubs with the sheer hatred I'm writing this with. Then you have the new Bull, same name as in the first game, but oh look he's a fat, stupid, burger loving tower of a man. And that's it. That's the summary of his character. Something stupid to say and wanting a hamburger.

And then, for ♥♥♥♥♥ and giggles, lets add in Jenkins who serves about the same role he did in the first game, that being dying and turning into a zombie. And shadow, who's a ninja. Yep that's about it.

They probably only included the ninja because they already had it made in the other game.

All in all, go play the first 3 games with an emulator. This thing right here is an insult to everything anyone has ever held dear and to be completely honest, if completing the game and seeing all its features didn't take more than 2 hours, I would've refunded it on the spot.

trash game

new but old