A very short but appropriately priced retro FPS where you can't jump. It's got some cool mechanics and the level design is pretty well done.

quite possibly the single greatest video game i have ever played in my life. this is how every video game should be. this is the perfect game. the chop goblins run around, they chop, they scream, they cause chaos, and the heroic protagonist stops them. if john video game could play this, he would cry unending tears of pure amounts of joy. if i could eat chop goblins the video game, it would be the most delicious thing ever. if i could make love to chop goblins the video game, one of us is leaving pregnant and it might end up being me. my favorite level is dracula's castle. its very spooky, very SCARY. if you are SCARED EASY, its not the level for you. ESPECIALLY not the final boss of that level. it appealed to my every sense and made me the happiest man on the planet that we call earth. and then i got to fighting you know who. if you know, you know. but as scary and haunting as that fight was, with the beautifully written et terrifying song to go with, i managed to put you know who in his place. there may not be saves in this game, but chop goblins SAVED my life and made it better. i am forever greatful and in the debt of david developer for gracing me with the oppurtunity to even open this game and sit on the main menu. thank you chop goblins video game. HIGHLY recommend that EVERYONE else who has steam to purchase and play this game. may the chop goblins.... NOT be with you....

when the goblins are chopped