~ DIFFICULTY ~

✅ My 90 year old grandma could play it
🔲 Easy
🔲 Normal
🔲 Hard
🔲 Dark Souls

~ GRAPHICS ~

✅ MS Paint.
🔲 Bad
🔲 Meh
🔲 Graphics don't matter in this game
🔲 Good
🔲Beautiful
🔲 Masterpiece

Literally MS Paint but its quite good!

~ MUSIC ~

🔲 Bad
✅ Not special
🔲 Good
🔲Beautiful

~ STORY ~

🔲 This game has no story
🔲 Like playing Temple Runners for the story
✅ It's there for the people who want it
🔲 Well written
🔲 Epic story
🔲 Imagine Kingdom Hearts but on crack

~ PRICE ~

✅ Free
🔲 Underpriced
🔲Perfect Price
🔲 Could be cheaper
🔲 Overpriced
🔲 Complete waste of money

~ REQUIREMENTS ~

✅ You can run it on a microwave
🔲Average
🔲 High end
🔲 NASA computer

~ LENGTH ~

🔲 Very Short (0 - 2 hours)
🔲Short (2 - 15 hours)
🔲 Average (15-50 hours)
🔲 Long (50-90 hours)
🔲 Extremely long (90-110 hours)
✅No ending

~ FUN ~

🔲 I'd rather watch paint dry
🔲 Hard to enjoy
🔲 Repetitive
✅Actually pretty amusing
🔲The kind of fun you'll remember
🔲Ride of your life

~ REPLAYABILITY~

🔲 It's a one-time experience
🔲 Only for achievements
🔲 If you wait a few months/years
✅ Definitely
🔲 Infinitely replayable

~ WORTH PLAYING ~

🔲 No
🔲 Wait for sale
✅ Yes

It's such a whimsical game! Reminds me of OG games packed ina cereal box or a book. Defo good time killer!

It was very simple and fun. A quick game to play.

loved the part where i could sell alcohol to the pig