Loved this at first and played a lot until the game broke and I could no longer get requests from villagers which for me was the major part of the game. Customer service is nonexistent as three emails to the creators went unanswered. They created a game, cashed in and then deserted their buyers. Would not have bought if I had known they do not provide customer service help.

Madonna - Like A Prayer

This game’s a mystery,
Feels like I’m all alone,
I hear it load up slow,
But it’s far from home.

When you load that screen, it's a dreaded affair,
I’m clickin’ away, I just don’t wanna care.
In the garden patch, I can feel the despair,
Just like a chore, it’s more than I can bear.


I see your flaws,
They’re like a bug infestation.
I’m trapped because,
I can't avoid frustration.
Close my eyes,
Oh no, I think I’m crashin',
Out of my mind,
This grind is everlasting!


When I load the game, it’s like a nightmare there,
I’m down on my luck, I just sit and stare.
In the midnight hour, I feel the despair,
Just like a clickfest, I’m stuck in this snare.

Like a child,
You tease me with simplicity.
But I’m beguiled,
Now it’s just monotony.
No end in sight,
It’s like a bland, dull dream,
I’m here, alright,
But it’s not what it seems!


When I load the game, it’s like a nightmare there,
I’m down on my luck, I just sit and stare.
In the midnight hour, I feel the despair,
Just like a clickfest, I’m stuck in this snare.


Life is tedious,
This game must stand alone,
I hear it call my name,
But it feels so wrong.

Just like a prayer (oh no), your bugs just don’t compare (oh no).
Just like a drag to me (oh no), you’re misery (oh no).
Just like a dream (oh no), you’re not what you seem,
Just like a chore, you’re robbing me of steam.

When I load the game, it’s like a nightmare there,
I’m down on my luck, I just sit and stare.
In the midnight hour, I feel the despair,
Just like a clickfest, I’m stuck in this snare.

Just like a nightmare... your bugs can take me there...

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In Garden Life, a tedious grind, 🌱
Repetitive tasks dull the mind. 💤
Clicking away, no depth to see, ❌
A garden lost in monotony. 🌾

Watering plants feels like a chore, 🚿
Harvesting crops? It’s such a bore. 😴
Quests are dull, the goals unclear, ❓
Progress slows, no joy draws near. ⏳

Inventory’s a messy maze, 🧰
Frustration grows in countless ways. 😩
Visuals bland, the charm is weak, 🎨
A beauty lost, no thrills to seek. 😕

Promised peace, but here we stand, 📉
Bored and restless, it's poorly planned. 🚪
Clicking and tapping, what a waste, 🤦‍♀️
A garden dream gone to haste. ⏰

So if you seek a peaceful break, ✋
This garden’s not the one to take. ❌
Play something else; don’t hesitate, 🕹️
Save your time—don’t seal your fate! 🚫

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Title: "Garden Life: Bloom and Doom!"

[Scene: Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn, and Bane are lounging in Ivy’s greenhouse, playing Garden Life: A Cozy Simulator on a large screen. Poison Ivy looks focused, Bane is determined but struggling, and Harley is already bored, frantically clicking through the game.]

Harley:
Ugh, this is sooooo boring! All I’m doing is watering plants! Where’s the action, where’s the chaos?

Poison Ivy:
Harley, it’s not about chaos. It’s about creating a serene, natural sanctuary. You know, like my greenhouse. Peace, balance, plants... isn’t it beautiful?

Bane (grimacing):
I do not understand... why must I click... so much just to prune this shrubbery? I have conquered mountains... yet I struggle to grow marigolds.

Harley (mocking):
Yeah, big tough guy like you, getting your butt kicked by some daisies. That’s embarrassing, Baney-boy.

[Suddenly, a magical flash of light fills the room. Jinx, Lux, and Zyra from League of Legends materialize. Jinx has her rocket launcher slung over her shoulder, Lux is sparkling with magic, and Zyra’s vines curl menacingly around her.]

Jinx:
Did someone say plants? 'Cause it sounded like time to blow something up!

Lux (excited):
Oh my gosh! Is this Garden Life? I LOVE gardening! It’s so... cozy! Hi, I'm Lux, and—ooh, look at those digital flowers!

Zyra (scoffing):
Garden Life? More like... Gardener's Misery. It’s an insult to real plants.

Poison Ivy (nodding):
Thank you! Finally, someone who gets it. It’s all clicking and no real connection to nature. This game butchers the beauty of gardening.

Zyra (with a sly grin):
These developers clearly don’t respect plants. If this was my garden, I’d unleash something a little more... deadly.

Ivy (smirking):
You and I are going to get along just fine. Why don’t we start with tearing down this digital disaster?

[Ivy and Zyra walk off together, vines twining around them, discussing all the ways they'd “improve” the game—likely with carnivorous plants.]

Harley (noticing Jinx’s rocket launcher):
Ooooh, now you look like fun! I’m Harley. How do you feel about blowing up this cozy simulator? You know, to spice it up?

Jinx (grinning):
Harley, you're speaking my language! This game could definitely use more boom-boom. Let’s add some explosions and see what happens! Wanna blast some hedges?

Harley (giggling):
Now that sounds like a game! Let’s blow up the whole garden!

[Harley and Jinx start playfully aiming at the screen, planning chaos and destruction while laughing like maniacs.]

Bane (still clicking furiously):
Why... does this garden... grow so slowly? I have tended it for hours... and yet the daisies... still mock me.

Lux (sympathetic):
Oh no, Bane, you’re overwatering! You have to nurture them, not drown them. See, you give them just enough love, and they’ll bloom beautifully.

Bane (curious):
Ah... I see. You speak of balance... nurturing strength without overwhelming it. Interesting... you must teach me more.

Lux (excited):
Of course! It’s all about patience and timing. Gardening’s kind of like guiding light—nurture it the right way, and it shines. You know, you seem like someone who could really appreciate that.

Bane (thoughtful):
Yes... balance. I understand. Strength without patience leads to destruction. This... is a lesson I must learn. Tell me more of this "guiding light."

Lux (beaming):
I’d be happy to! Oh, and Bane, maybe we could plant sunflowers next—they’re tall and strong, just like you!

Bane (smiling gently):
Sunflowers... I like that. Strong, yet they follow the sun. We shall plant them together.

[While Bane and Lux bond over gardening techniques and gentle philosophy, the camera pans back to Harley and Jinx who are now blowing up digital plants in-game with rocket launchers, cackling madly.]

Harley:
Hey, Baney! How’s your peaceful garden going? Me and Jinx are turning ours into a battlefield!

Jinx (laughing):
Yeah! Take that, shrubbery! You want cozy? Too bad!

Bane (calmly):
I have found... a new path, Harley. One of patience and... balance. I will grow sunflowers now, with guidance from Lux.

Harley (mockingly):
Sunflowers? Awww, look at you, Baney! You’re gettin’ all soft!

Jinx (giggling):
Next thing we know, you’ll be making daisy chains and sipping tea!

Lux (defending Bane):
Hey, gardening is all about balance. He’s doing great! Right, Bane?

Bane (nodding proudly):
Yes... the sunflowers shall grow tall and strong... like me.

Harley (laughing):
You’re so weird, Baney. But I love it. Just don’t expect me to stop blowin’ stuff up!

[Meanwhile, Ivy and Zyra re-enter, looking pleased with themselves. Vines are crawling all over the screen, clearly having sabotaged the game code in some way.]

Poison Ivy:
Zyra and I have... made some improvements. Now the game respects nature properly. Less clicking, more life.

Zyra (grinning):
And the plants bite back now. No more mindless pruning—if you don’t nurture them, they’ll take you down.

Jinx (enthusiastically):
Ooooh, plants that fight back? That’s awesome!

Harley:
Finally! Ivy, babe, now this is a gardening game I can get behind!

Lux (gently to Bane):
Well, maybe we’ll just focus on our sunflower garden. Keep things peaceful, you know?

Bane (calmly):
Yes... our garden will remain... a sanctuary.

[Final scene shows the group divided: Harley and Jinx gleefully launching rockets at plants while laughing, Ivy and Zyra watching their enhanced deadly garden flourish with pride, and Lux and Bane quietly tending to a small patch of sunflowers in peace.]

Gardening is fun in general so I had to try this game simulator for the experience only gardening can give. There is a lot to get through with so many different tasks thrown your way at first. But it is packed full of all kinds of discoveries. Different types of plants and flowers and so many decorations to make your garden area come to live with full array of floral arrangements and the like.Once you get your flower cart you can sell your grown flowers and seeds and other items to get money to use to buy better equipment such as the watering can,shovel and sprinkler but you have to purchase them separately. So garden tools you get for free however but you will have to play the game to learn more about how this all works.
Easily to get wrapped up inside of this virtual garden so make sure you allow plenty of time to enjoy what you can in the time you have. I personally love this.