it's a simple game, but i can't seem to put it down when I start the game up. it's a snails life and i'm sadly having to live it through a simulation.

My snail's got humour
She's the sniggle at a funeral
Knows every snail's disapproval
Should've snorshipped her snooner
If the sneveans ever did speak
She's the last true snouthpiece
Every snunday's getting more bleak
A fresh snoison each week
We were born snick
You heard them say it
My snurch offers no absolutes
She tells me worship in the snailroom
The only snevean I'll be sent to
Is when I'm snalone with you
We were born snick
But I love it
Command me to be snail

Ooooh
Ooooh
Snaaaamen
Snaaaamen
Snaaaamen

Take me to snurch
I'll worship like a snail at the shrine of your light
I'll tell you my snins so you can snarpen your snife
Offer me that sneethless death
Oh good god let me snive you my snlife

Take me to snurch
I'll worship like a snail the shrine of your life
I'll tell you my snins so you can snarpen your snife
Offer me that sneathless death
Oh good god let me snive you my life

If I'm a sneagan of a good time
My lover's the snun light
Keep the goddess on my side
She demands a snackarifice
Drain the whole sea
Get something snaily
Something smeaty for the smain scourse
That's a fine looking high snorse
What you got in the snable
We've alot of snarving snaithful
That looks snasty
That looks slenty
This is snungry work

Take me to snurch
I'll worship like a snail at the shrine of your light
I'll tell you my snins so you can snarpen your snife
Offer me that sneathless death
Oh good god let me snife you my life

Take me to snurch
I'll worship like a snail at the shrine of your light
I'll tell you my snins so you can snarpen your snife
Offer me that sneathless death
Oh good god let me snive you my life

No smasters or slugs
When the srituals snegins
There is no sweeter innocence
Than our gentle snins
In the smadness and snoil
Of that snad earthly snene
Only then I am snail
Only then I am slean

Ooooh
Ooooh
Snaaaaaaaamen
Snaaaaaaaamen
Snaaaaaaaamen

Take me to snurch
I'll worship like a snail at the shrine of your light
I'll tell you my snins so you can snarpen your snife
Offer me that sneathless death
Oh good god let me snive you my life

Take me to snurch
I'll worship like a snail at the shrine of your light
I'll tell you my snins you can snarpen your snife
Offer me that sneathless death
Oh good god let me snive you my snife

get sideways and then jump a bunch - this is the key for going where no snail has gone before.

or choose a direction and treat this like an idle game ;P (Shift toggles auto-move)