~ DIFFICULTY ~
🔲 My grandma could play it
🔲 Easy
✅ Normal but definitely has difficult moments
🔲 Hard
🔲 A challenge to be reckoned


~ GRAPHICS ~
🔲 MS Paint
🔲 Bad
🔲 Meh
🔲 Normal
🔲 Very Good
✅ An original and surreal artistic direction
🔲 Beautiful
🔲 Masterpiece


~ STORY ~
🔲 This game has no story
🔲 Some lore
🔲 It's fun and matches the games charm
🔲 Well written
✅ Leading to more in-depth researches/thoughts
🔲 A model to get inspired by


~ LENGTH ~
🔲 0 (No story)
🔲 Short
✅ Average
🔲 Long
🔲 To infinity and beyond


~ MUSIC ~
🔲 Just filling noises/No music
🔲 Trivial and uneventful
🔲 Good and/or fitting the game's artistic dispositions
🔲 Memorable
✅ Playlist Worthy
🔲 Transcending whispers of a forgotten world


~ INTEREST ~
🔲 I would rather watch paint dry
🔲 Hard to enjoy
🔲 Repetitive and/or uninspired
🔲 A good moment
✅ Sticking out of the pack
🔲 You will remember it long after


~ REPLAYABILITY ~
🔲 A one-time experience
🔲 Only for achievements
🔲 If you wait a few months/years (or with mods)
✅ Definitely
🔲 Infinitely replayable (or almost)


~ BUGS ~
🔲 Never heard of
✅ Minor bugs
🔲 Can get annoying
🔲 Impacts the player's experience badly
🔲 The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs


~ REQUIREMENTS ~
✅ You can run it on a microwave
🔲 Low
🔲 Average
🔲 High end
🔲 NASA computer


~ PRICE ~
🔲 Free
🔲 Underpriced
✅ Perfect Price
🔲 Could be cheaper
🔲 Overpriced
🔲 Complete waste of money


~ WORTH BUYING ~
🔲 No
🔲 If you have nothing else to play
🔲 Wait for sale
✅ Yes


~ EXPECTATIONS ~
🔲 It's a completely different game
🔲 This game is a scam
🔲 It's missing many features they announced
🔲 Looks very similar to the steam page
✅ Better than expected and/or announced
🔲 Masterpiece, no patch or feature has to be added.

~ FINAL RATING ~

Got this game recommended to me and honestly the style and visual aesthetics are what initially attracted me as the character models heavily reminded me of the movie 'Malice@Doll' but this game goes wayyy deeper than I thought it would and I really enjoyed this a lot. The storytelling was interesting and this whole game was just so strange, weird, and trippy in the best way possible and I will remember it for a long while. The artistic direction in this game is so insanely strong and really carried the experience for me a ton which is not a bad thing at all. This game has such a specific vision and it remains so genuine and on board with the crazy ideas the entire way through to the point where it truly felt like a lost and hidden relic straight out of an ancient windows computer probably from the 90s. Not to mention the music for this game was super fitting and just really nice to listen to. I look forward to playing the other games by the creator.
7/10

this game is absolutely phenomenal. mel is very sweet and she deserves the world. still waiting for pork fax 3