today we'll sing the pee pee poo poo 

Read this first please Look at the table of contents for easy navigation. My brain hurts after playing this game. Here is a guide for you to save time and not go through crippling headaches and beat the game maybe pressing A and D a few less times. Disclai... 

HERE IS THE FULL LYRICS 

1. Complete EVERY LEVEL, including the tuturials 2. Complete BOTH Scenarios 3. On the Buildings scenario, go the opposite way for ALONG TIME till you see a sign that says you are now offcially S̷͕̀̔͗̌̃̈̈́̿͝͠C̶̨͚̠̻̟͇̩̣͔͕̾͐͌̕͝U̴̥͔̼͐́F̶̛̬̥̼̲̰͛̇͆̅͐͠͝F̷̗͙̜̝̪̥̀̄͐ 

because none of the other achievement guides for this game are worth ♥♥♥♥ istg nobody knows how to optimize achievement grinding