I really wish I could change the "fire" button from H to L. After playing Antonblast this is messing me off so much.

Hoping there exists people who still touch this game, I cannot get the "Unlock EVERYTHING" achievement despite having all vinyls collected, stages beaten (at least I assume so) and characters unlocked. What am I missing, or is the game just broken? Do I need to get the little gold badges for each stage I am missing in Antonball? Just seeing whoever is out there that can help... will give updates to this via comment section if anything new happens next time I touch it just for the remaining achievement....

The first few screens are fine, but then I get to a screen where the instructions say to press the B button while moving to "clutch" From the image it shows, I presume that means grab onto the wall so I can climb up? That would be my guess, but when I do that, my toon lets go a fraction of a second later. and I slide back down to the bottom. Suggestions, please?...

HOW THE ♥♥♥♥ DO I PLAY ANTONBALL VS, WITHOUT A CONTROLLER???? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I NEED THE ACHIEVEMENT

I'm more interested in it than the breakout/arkanoid-esque mode.