ELDEN RING

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vapechimp 12 Jul @ 4:30pm
15 Years Later and Skyrim still GOATS Elden Ring in 2024. This DLC so bad that Memezaki aptly named it the Shadow of Elden Ring, I would rather say the Shadow of Skyrim
Fifteen years have passed and Skyrim is still more popular than modern triple AAA titles as Elden Ring from 2022 and its absurdly bad DLC from June 2024. Skyrim just refuses to die with mods counting 20 000 and above. With average playing time of Skyrim player well over 1500 hours compared to average of 50-60 hours in Elden Ring before abandon game and sunken ship.

This absurdly mediocre DLC shows us the reasons why Skyrim is immortal. It is a mere pain to play it and want to cry. Because these bosses in the DLC are so horrendous that one must begin to cry realizing that FROM Soft has reached a point of creative exhaustion and burnout. I have the feeling that Memezaki was terribly frustrated with this DLC not knowing what to offer anymore except, knowing that they will cook up a repugnant slumgolian that even your dog will turn its head away. Disastrous boss design, as if cut the head of Midir and put it on the torso of the Gaping Dragon from and slap the moveset of the Sanctuary Guardian from DS1. Copy pasta movesets, anticlimactic and predictable bosses, artifically pumped to gazillion of HP and it just feels as manufactured and simulated difficulty. Boss music - obnoxios and loathsome.

The lore of the DLC falls flat and boring as the original Elden Ring. The burnout is so severe that the lore borders lunacy and conspiracy theory among of the most faithful zealots of ER. Pure crap in short and not going to waste my breath on it except to say I'd rather read the story of Sandokan the Tiger of Mompracem. FROM Soft should learn a lesson from the Korean developpers of Lies of Pi, and of course SKyrim.

Performance of the game is attocious. For how long FROM Soft is squeezing their archaic engine which runs poorly even on modern state of the art hardware. Just like a game from the 20's might not even run anymore on modern machines. For how long is FROM Soft going to cut corners in the R&D and market a mediocre poorly optimized obsolete product at prime bucks ? CHeesus even Dark Souls 2 run better than this !

Small and tiny world, open vast and empty vacuum areas, few legacy dungeons, repeatable and boring enemies, boring gameplay and waste of time.

I am not surprised that record number of players refunded this DLC and moved back to Skyrim. Nor am I surprised that Memezaki sold 30% of the company to Sony as he knows they can't innovate nothing anymore and is selling the toxic assets to Sony.
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Is this bait?
Kim 12 Jul @ 4:33pm 
nope , still not good enough for a clown award.
This is bait, we are better than this.
And the moon is cooler than an ant. Let's keep comparing things that are nothing alike.
Oh, welcome back!

Originally posted by zmanbuilder:
This is bait, we are better than this.

Post history my dude! The post history never lies but who i am to label this amazing thread.


Originally posted by vapechimp:
This absurdly mediocre DLC

Allow me to disagree (if you dont mind) also i think you should actually buy the base game before leaving your extremly respectable opinion about Elden Ring oh my Elden Ring.

Thats all for today. Goodbye, my good man.
Last edited by Fineous🔥; 12 Jul @ 4:43pm
honestly steam should create another section of forum where someone that not buying the game can create post, so they not posting on general.
vapechimp back with a vengeance!
Originally posted by Faust Wither:
honestly steam should create another section of forum where someone that not buying the game can create post, so they not posting on general.
I own the game but it took me 2 years to finish. So gross a game. One of the worst years in my life, it was agony playing it to the end
Originally posted by vapechimp:
Originally posted by Faust Wither:
honestly steam should create another section of forum where someone that not buying the game can create post, so they not posting on general.
I own the game but it took me 2 years to finish. So gross a game. One of the worst years in my life, it was agony playing it to the end

well im glad you atleast play the game, why not just leave it on review? is there anything to discuss or just want to rant?
oh hey it's a chimp that vapes! *waves one dollar bill*
echo_ML 12 Jul @ 5:07pm 
Oh gods, it's you again...
Originally posted by Faust Wither:
Originally posted by vapechimp:
I own the game but it took me 2 years to finish. So gross a game. One of the worst years in my life, it was agony playing it to the end

well im glad you atleast play the game, why not just leave it on review? is there anything to discuss or just want to rant?
Check here before you talk nonsense I don't own game

https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3234033387
lmao! vapechimp is back at it again!
Originally posted by vapechimp:
Originally posted by Faust Wither:

well im glad you atleast play the game, why not just leave it on review? is there anything to discuss or just want to rant?
Check here before you talk nonsense I don't own game

https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3234033387

and? why it on art work?
Originally posted by vapechimp:
Originally posted by Faust Wither:

and? why it on art work?
To show to idiots who say I dont own the game when I am post

you can upload any artwork even if you not own the game tho.
Last edited by Faust Wither; 12 Jul @ 5:25pm
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Date Posted: 12 Jul @ 4:30pm
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