Resident Evil Village: Ethan Winters Deserves a Vacation

Welcome to Resident Evil Village, where Ethan Winters proves he’s either the unluckiest dad alive or secretly made of indestructible duct tape. His baby’s been kidnapped, his hand gets chopped off (again), and his European Airbnb is crawling with werewolves, creepy dolls, and a fish that looks like it swam straight out of someone’s nightmares.

And let’s talk about Lady Dimitrescu, the internet’s favorite nine-foot vampire mommy. She’s elegant, terrifying, and probably the only villain who could murder you while you’re busy saying, “Wow, she’s so tall.” Until she starts chasing you—and suddenly, you’re screaming, “I TAKE IT BACK!”

The gameplay is wild. One minute you’re solving puzzles like a genius, the next you’re unloading shotgun shells into Lycans while screaming, “WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?!” Meanwhile, The Duke, your jolly traveling merchant, rolls in like Santa with grenades and cooking tips.

The plot? Pure nonsense. Babies in jars, robot zombies, and Ethan just casually reattaching body parts like it’s no big deal. But who cares? It’s a chaotic, hilarious thrill ride, and you’ll love every insane second of it. 10/10 would lose a hand to Lady D again.

straight gas

RE4 ripoff, which i really like it. love the game